Genuine Kettlebell Bottle Opener3Y-2UJ3-66A2
by Jem Glass
- GENUINE KETTLEBELL - Coated with the same durable enamel and made from the same materials/processes as a genuine kettlebell.
- THE BOTTLE OPENER - Opens your standard beer bottle. Will NOT work on wine bottles and please don't try, seriously, you'll ruin our brand.
- THE PERFECT GIFT - Our packaging is one of a kind and gift ready. A great weight lifting gift for the girl or guy who has everything. Also makes a great fathers day gift, mothers day, office, oktoberfest, boss, nephew, fitness event, house warming, birthday and wedding gift.
- INDIVIDUAL RESULTS MAY VARY - Transition from Beta to Alpha may not be immediate. Selling your Prius, or peloton, and canceling your cycling cafe membership may speed up results.
- SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - We have a no questions asked refund policy. If you don't pick up this absolute unit of a bottle opener and instantly feel like a freshly crafted beef castle ready to break your box's power clean record, then we've done something wrong.
Are you sick of opening your beer bottles like an average human? Do you open your drawer, see that wimpy stainless steel bottle opener, and think to yourself "Where did I go wrong? Why does that wine bottle opener look like the undisputed Alpha in my drawer? This is wrong. But what do I do about it?". Well, if this is you, then boy do we have a treat for you.
The 1lb kettlebell bottle opener by JEM GLASS is an absolute testosterone builder. Guaranteed to take you from a Beta to an Alpha in one simple flick of the wrist. Why let the weight lifting end when you get home from the gym? There's never a bad time to get your sumo squat on, am I right? Ok, let's get real. There are two types of people in this world... Those that crush protein shakes and salmon after a big workout and those that pop a few "CBD" gummies before they hit up no shower happy hour at the local brewery. We're not judging or anything, but it's time to pick a side folks.
That said, to matter which side you're on, I think we can all agree this is on of the best drinking accessories in the league. It's also one of the best gifts money can buy. Guaranteed to make your friends, dad, mom, brother, sister, groomsmen, bridesmaids, best man, best friend, maid of honor, happy you showed up gift in hand. Beer drinkers unite!